In honor of International Joke Day (July 1), we’re spreading smiles and laughter among the Bulldog Nation by poking fun at our biggest rivals.
What’s the difference between a Georgia Tech football player and a dollar?
You can get four quarters out of a dollar!
How do you keep a Gator out of your front yard?
Put up a goal post!
What do you get when you cross a Gator with a groundhog?
Six more weeks of bad football!
How many Gators did it take to tackle JT Daniels?
Good question, no one knows!
What does a Georgia Tech grad call a UGA grad?
What’s the best thing to come out of Gainesville, Florida?
How do you make Gator cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours!
How does a UGA grad get a Gator fan off his porch?
Tip him for the pizza he bought!
What’s the difference between the Yellow Jackets and Cheerios?
One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn’t!
Why did the Georgia Tech football team cross the road?
Because it was easier than crossing the goal line!