Ten jokes for UGA fans on International Joke Day

In honor of International Joke Day (July 1), we’re spreading smiles and laughter among the Bulldog Nation by poking fun at our biggest rivals.

1.  What’s the difference between a Georgia Tech football player and a dollar? 

   You can get four quarters out of a dollar!

2.  How do you keep a Gator out of your front yard?

   Put up a goal post!

3.  What do you get when you cross a Gator with a groundhog?

   Six more weeks of bad football!

4.  How many Gators did it take to tackle JT Daniels? 

   Good question, no one knows!

5.  What does a Georgia Tech grad call a UGA grad?  

   Boss!

6.  What’s the best thing to come out of Gainesville, Florida? 

   I-75!

7.  How do you make Gator cookies? 

   Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours!

8.  How does a UGA grad get a Gator fan off his porch?  

   Tip him for the pizza he bought!

9.  What’s the difference between the Yellow Jackets and Cheerios?  

   One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn’t!

10.  Why did the Georgia Tech football team cross the road?  

    Because it was easier than crossing the goal line!